Dogs and Animals: The ending of Lost explained

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:11

That's the first place I'd look...

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:09

You should be glad it's safe now :)

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Connerzz87 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:27

maybe you shoulda said your dogs name?

metallicshadow 16

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:51

hey at least your dog was safe and sound in your house all along

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:56

He's the smarter one :D

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:56

He's the smarter one :D

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:06

You always check for animals under the bed first!

Shsubearkat 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:23

I think we've all been there :)

dtmack 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:05

sounds like a children's book with a sweet happy ending.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:07

at least you found it :)

MLK12345 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:07

Hangover 3 plot right here!

nika10105 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:41

that has happened to me too!!!! except with my cat

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