Creepypasta, Stalker and Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By emoney - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:52

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:53

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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englishmuffin 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:43

maybe it wasn't meant for you? otherwise... creepy

kaytee05 0

Friday 16 April 2010 21:41

wow! u have a creeper on ur hands :(

MisterMuffinz 13

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:49

sorry bout that, i just get so lonely sometimes... being a golf ball shagger isnt quite the job i was looking for, but i just need to get by.

HateMySister 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 2:19

Creepy no matter who it's meant for.

yndigot 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:46

Uh ... is moving an option? Seriously creepy.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:47

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: EEK. Err, change locks? ^^;

anonymous100000 17

Thursday 6 November 2014 21:59

or how about OP takes this very seriously and contacts the police...stop playin.

TheLittlestNinja 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:48

GET A STUN GUN!!!

fmyluff 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:14

Or curtains.....

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:49

Creeeeeeepy. Change your locks. Um wow. Very creepy.

applecake 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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cattturine 21

Friday 23 January 2015 16:21

What the hell is wrong with you?

Rooney101 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:50

I think maybe you should keep the curtains or blinds drawn more often

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:52

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:53

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

stosborn 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:54

... Really... this isn't even funny after high school... probably some kid.... in high school

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