Love, Intimacy and Food: The apple of my eye

The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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Friday 17 July 2020 10:30

As a guy, that's a compliment of the most primal order

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It's a good thing lol

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Clearly, you're a snack.

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