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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

forsaken_ones 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

matdun101 19

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:41

Funniest old man ever! Come on that's pretty awesome!

OhDearBetrayal 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:31

I'm sure in a grocery store this was as lively as it was going to get.

Rallred32 20

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:35

I don't think I would feel offended. I would probably laugh my ass off.

Kyle1dc 17

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:08

To be honest, if I could get away with it I would let the man go with free groceries...

forsaken_ones 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

Flaming_Pandas 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 19:12

She should have reminded the man that he was the one who couldnt figure out how to stick it in :>

aktail01 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

Just an old timer looking for laughs

tanekdrachonae 19

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:49

Or a dirty old dog looking to bury his bone.

SaveEdit 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

It seems like you made a new friend. :)

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:40

Honestly I'd laugh too. These moments are the highlights of my day and what can make work enjoyable. ;)

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 3 August 2014 19:56

certainly. I love jagging with customers. if I don't, who will? :)

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:43

Yeah, customers who make you smile are the most memorable ones. c:

bigj74 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:40

I agree I'd laugh so hard, old man win!

hobojo69 23

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:40

ohhh Grampa you're such a naughty boy! Hahaha that's pretty hilarious though

polishguy05 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:41

Old men humor never gets old lol

JRT98 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:41

Just reading that made me laugh... That geezer rocks.

lmelendez 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:41

Just laugh with him and others :)

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