Proposal, Cute and Love: Take it seriously!

Take it seriously!

By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:34

At least she said yes.

TheNoobySpartan 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:35

She sounds awesome. Good job OP!

Comments

AshleyReynaud 5

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:45

Lol that was cute

LOLmaster88 3

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:52

you ruined the mood

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:02

"...for better or for worse..." 'Kay.

Jamaican_Domo 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:07

At least it was a yes?

1jordan1 11

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:41

I think you have a winner there.

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:52

Saying "kay" to my boyfriend is one of our many inside jokes :P

peanutlife 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:01

She's a keeper

LilFidget 4

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:48

How is this an FML? Sounds like she has a sense of humor and doesn't give a crap that it's not Tiffany & Co.

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:56

Well??? Did you kiss after or have I been mislead by yet another contrived marketing scam?

annarcheer 19

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:24

she's smart.

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