Work, Public freakouts and Halloween: Spooky office vibes - FML

Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Chiroptera_Man 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:28

Bring it up and get a raise. 8) Hopefully it was caught on camera for backup.

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Saturday 1 November 2014 19:26

Wow op. I can't believe that happened. Maybe he will remember that!

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jamaican1876 4

Thursday 6 November 2014 7:21

Did he at least give you a raise?!

StonedLegend 3

Saturday 8 November 2014 23:03

I doubt that happened.

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