Work and Animals: Snek

Snek

By Ksweety_fml - 01/08/2019 02:00

Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

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Thursday 1 August 2019 2:50

Alice Cooper has a snake, and Alice Cooper is a ******* badass.

Gubbon 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 11:43

Doesn't seem like a bad thing.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:45

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:50

Alice Cooper has a snake, and Alice Cooper is a ******* badass.

Gubbon 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 11:43

Doesn't seem like a bad thing.

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 1 August 2019 13:53

Are you goth?

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