Itchy and Scratchy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 20:00 - Australia

Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 April 2020 20:40

Put flea collars on your family. Problem solved...what's for lunch?

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 25 January 2022 23:17

You have to treat everything. Have you never had a dog?

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