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Snaggled

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Tucson

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

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coconutdaydream 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 12:15

I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth

lonkite101 14

Wednesday 20 June 2012 12:15

Buy bacon instead!

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chacha2726 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:58

Jack Links or a different kind? Cuz it depends some are hard and some are not. So pick carefully. Just a heads up for next time. Don't want you to break another tooth

madamazinDana45 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:08

Hope u have the dentist on speed dial

sketchmaster7 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:59

That's just like saying, "It can't get any worse than this."

Synistiel 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:13

They didn't jerk the beef enough.

belmermom81 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:58

Yep I've broke a tooth before in jerky. Had to get it pulled. It was a front tooth too.

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:21

Had that before. Ouch! And the same thought went through my head as I chewed it. My empathy, OP.

PrayforMojo911 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 9:26

That's probably because you take shit care of your teeth. No matter how hard beef jerky it should never break a tooth.

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:30

That happened to my grandpa.

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