Health, Food and Dentist: Hangry dude

Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 August 2021 21:11

You're supposed to stop at the end of the food. Guess you learned that the hard way. I hope at the time, you weren't forking a duck.

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