Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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coltsrock37 15

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

dre_bro11 12

Friday 29 July 2011 16:09

ouch! three-way with the cactus?

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samikitty961 8

Friday 29 July 2011 16:24

your favorite little cactus? thats a shame.

FluffyJewFro 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:24

S&M much?

triggerit 5

Friday 29 July 2011 16:26

do not stop... show must go on

KayleighRenee 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:26

no pain no game!

absolutegrrr 7

Friday 29 July 2011 18:33

pretty sure it's 'no pain, no gain'.

frankwolf86 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:26

fhislife seriously

rwf007 4

Friday 29 July 2011 16:31

fyl? more like fhl

InYourAtmosphere 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:33

When there are injuries, that means it's good sex.

owynsmom04 1

Friday 29 July 2011 16:35

Lol... Who puts a cactus over top of their bed where they sleep seriously!!!

sovetskiy 8

Friday 29 July 2011 16:36

Kinky

furmum69 5

Friday 29 July 2011 16:38

Hey, you did have a cactus above your bed.

yourdarkdisease 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:25

agreed..

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