Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

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Comments

FahKinSuhPah 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:33

Sooo.. in your room huh?

n0obpr0 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:53

This reminds of another FML involving a guy sleeping and a cactus landing on this face. There is a connection here lol

kaykay20 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:01

Why would you have a cactus above your bed? That's a terrible spot as you have found out the hard way..

Roflcopterasd_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:21

Your face God Dammit!!

Roflcopterasd_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:23

Your face god dammit!!

kelli8 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:37

have sex again tonight and make it 10times better like boobs in his face penis up ur hole to make up for it ;)

dearnessebewb 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:38

lol @ the lonely island refrences..:3

starsfan_9 7

Friday 29 July 2011 20:44

So you're saying that you're not the only who gets pricks in the face when you two have sex

AutomatonRider 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:54

you could've just put your hands on his chest

music87 14

Friday 29 July 2011 20:59

lol well that's a dumb place for a cactus. why would you put it above your head??

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