Animals: Nice

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By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

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Comments

PassiveAggresive 12

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:36

Well that sucks!

Grants_69 2

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:44

That's an odd ball...

Godsofdracos 15

Thursday 17 July 2014 12:05

Who makes a pen out of testicles o.O????

BSnapZ 21

Thursday 17 July 2014 13:29

Clearly people do, otherwise OP wouldn't have found one and rubbed their cheek with it.

maximus_prime 24

Thursday 17 July 2014 13:32

It's a ball point pen.

91hayek 31

Thursday 17 July 2014 12:07

This should teach you not to test things with your cheeks, no matter how soft. I hope you also don't immediately taste mysterious white powder to see if it's some kind of sugar because it could be poison or cocaine.