Scary and Garden: Maybe I'm Amazed - FML

Maybe I'm Amazed

By cachow - 06/09/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

imajinethat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

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gothymama 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:52

YDI for not recognizing Paul McCartney when you saw him.

weirdfam95 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:46

how can you not recognize Paul Mcartney?

nodbor 11

Monday 7 September 2009 7:59

So did you Let It Be

cosmolatte 3

Monday 7 September 2009 9:44

Ha! Snap, snap.

Ketz 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:21

Please, I beg of you mods, stop with these "I-saw-a-person-oops-no-wait-it-was-a-cutout-fml" FMLS. PLEASE!!!!

SOVIETRUSSIAFTW 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:01

In Soviet Russia, the grass cuts you! :O

itak365 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:04

Back in the USSR, it does.

jack_ofalltrades 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:04

mylifeisaverage.com . i have a feeling you'll be more at home here :)

Smurfin_Lennon 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:54

DUDE, where can I get one?! More importantly, where can I get a Lennon one? :)

Beatlesndoherty 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:13

Tell me if you find out. I'd buy like, 5.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:13

I want a life-sized Mr. T cutout, but not from the Rocky movies when he's in those gay boxers.

777_alex_777 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:16

Paul wants to hold ur hand ;)

luxferre 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:55

Did anyone else see this exact same story on MLIA?

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