Ironic and Money: Make it stop

Make it stop

By SnuggieOverload - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:16

They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:17

Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!

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I_Dorado 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:27

But now you could sell those and make more money off of them!

damara3 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:34

I'm jealous...

turkishjew 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:57

I would be soooo happy if I could get 16 snuggies

GetTheFuckOut 7

Friday 25 November 2011 22:52

Maybe the thief was Mexican and had sixteen kids and wanted to keep them all warm by buying them all Snuggies. Hmm. Think about it.

kisses202 3

Friday 21 December 2012 21:44

Ehhhh Christmas Gifts!

blondie147 10

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:14

Too bad online shopping does not work that way.

RileyKay521 6

Saturday 12 April 2014 4:26

Send me one! :)

slagathor1 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:48

Sniggie fort?

trumpy 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:33

whoever did this to you is a stupid **** haha!

incognitho 2

Friday 10 November 2023 8:16

call and cancel the orders

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