Jog on

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

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Blazingcrono 6

I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!

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hateevryone 14

what time of the day did you go? and where?

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MikDunDe04 0

Thats why they invented treadmills!

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FMyDave 0

This is why americas obesity rate is going up! When someone thinks about exercising, a guy name hank in a yellow poncho is waiting outside your window for you... 0.o

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SignUpisntcool 3

You see , Americans aren't obese people. ( I realize you did not say that.)All around the world people are obese. But , I kind of have to agree with you, you can't go a lot of places without seeing at least four obese people.

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SignUpisntcool 3

What I also meant to say was, not all Americans are obese.

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Joey01616 0

I use to mug people all the time, until I took an arrow to the knee.

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lukemack 4

Simple move to a better country :) (but sorry to hear sucks)

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shot3 0

Apparently not jogging fast enough!

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Gogetajh 3

awww bro, i feel bad for you bro

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SignUpisntcool 3

Oh sorry , that was me playing grand theft auto

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mattza 5

It was the universe's way of telling you you're fine the you are :P

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