Animals, Health and Dogs: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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Thursday 1 June 2023 2:23

Buy a war dog breed, train it and run with the dog to even the odds! Rocky Balboa ran with a dog during his endurance training. So should you!

Rake 17

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Maybe you and the dog can set joint training sessions

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cuz803 44

Thursday 1 June 2023 2:23

Buy a war dog breed, train it and run with the dog to even the odds! Rocky Balboa ran with a dog during his endurance training. So should you!

Rake 17

Thursday 1 June 2023 6:31

Maybe you and the dog can set joint training sessions

core01 30

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