Sex, Farts and Intimacy: It's getting hot in here - FML

It's getting hot in here

By cold-n-stinky - 12/01/2010 06:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said, "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

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scheme 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:16

owned

Craig92EIRE 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:32

at least you're warm:)

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13lack 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:18

awesome...

Jacobi37 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:03

lmao and we all thought girls never farted!

bethan1 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:05

oh we dont she must be one of those mutant girls

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:00

haha, cool wife.

bornincali 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:29

maybe she wanted to loosen her butt up so you could stick it in......

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:27

thats sexy lmfao i think its cool that husbands n wives fart around each other lol thats hilarious

deniseleee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 17:25

HAHAHA!!

sentenza1 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:03

haha

V461N4 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:31

Very romantic.

dave3030 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:02

lmfao!!!! thats funny stuff man,, good job wife

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 1 March 2010 9:04

hahahaha douche!

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