Health, Embarrassing and Sports: I suck

I suck

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 18 February 2023 19:24

You should try soccer. You might still suck at it, but nobody would bat an eye if you faked an injury.

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Russell Wilson ought to try that.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 February 2023 13:49

Russell Wilson ought to try that.

Yudith 25

Saturday 18 February 2023 19:24

You should try soccer. You might still suck at it, but nobody would bat an eye if you faked an injury.

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