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There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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JackWood 20

Wednesday 29 May 2024 18:39

Batter Up!

Lost Reggie 21

Wednesday 29 May 2024 19:29

That's when you slap him on the butt and say "great game!"

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JackWood 20

Wednesday 29 May 2024 18:39

Batter Up!

Lost Reggie 21

Wednesday 29 May 2024 19:29

That's when you slap him on the butt and say "great game!"

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