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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 18 May 2015 12:06

I'm sure those princesses see that way too often

aj9319 16

Monday 18 May 2015 12:19

Some holidays you remember forever, like this one.

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Twotlet_Sprekle 5

Wednesday 20 May 2015 5:22

Were the princesses heavily tattooed?

itsallokaynow 6

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:31

'Hitting on' is subjective. What kind of stuff did he say?

Lesserevil27 2

Friday 23 September 2016 3:26

Mary Poppins actually hit on my husband in front of our daughters. The girls were pissed. He was like not cool? It was pretty grimmy. For the record...the actress that plays her is not attractive at all. The ugly stepsisters were better looking lol.

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