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By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

"Well...only of you incest."

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:11

Sigh... If you*

Comments

Airman1988 9

Friday 23 December 2011 12:23

Maybe he has met all his ex girls at family reunions

margapp 3

Friday 23 December 2011 12:24

doesn't sound like a normal guy.

redrumbear 9

Friday 23 December 2011 12:53

What is normal?

chippedipp 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:24

Was it your brother?

aFreedom127 9

Friday 23 December 2011 12:25

Incest is better than nocest! Seriously, was this your cousin, brother, uncle?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 23 December 2011 15:30

Was the one guy all three?

xMissxMurderx 1

Friday 23 December 2011 12:28

Was it your uncle, brother, dad, or cousin?

alexh15 13

Friday 23 December 2011 12:29

Wow. Slick

shrekus 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:34

The closer the kin, the deeper within.... Not!

StarSkipRainbow 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:35

Hahahahaha!!!!!

chenry1 4

Friday 23 December 2011 12:40

Do you live in West Virginia? I hear they do that a lot there. Maybe......IDK

SouthernPride95 19

Friday 23 December 2011 15:52

Cough Dumb Ass

shaggy8778 4

Friday 23 December 2011 20:37

Thank you...I was reading through comments waiting for a wv comment...

danielvb420 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:00

fail + stereotype= you

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 23 December 2011 12:53

That made me vomit...

Sinamoi 18

Friday 23 December 2011 14:32

Wow, then try not to look up Red Pancake. Might send you into shock. No, in all seriousness this isn't THAT bad. It doesn't say they did anything, the guy's just a bit of a creeper.

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