Love, Friends, Gross and Awkward: You're weird, dude

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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Friday 22 November 2024 0:14

Keep it in the family!

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Friday 22 November 2024 18:37

Are you friend with François Legault by any chance?

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Friday 22 November 2024 0:14

Keep it in the family!

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Friday 22 November 2024 18:37

Are you friend with François Legault by any chance?

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