Embarrassing, Dogs, Contraception and Intimacy: Gettin' some

Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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mandi4murphy 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross

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Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

that's disgusting. YDI definitley.

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yohooooooo 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:27

well if you think about it you had a sleeve on another sleeve

brainsoverbeauty 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:38

Why is everyone saying she deserved it for not throwing away the used condom? If OP is a woman, isn't it the man that is supposed to take off said condom and make sure it is disposed of appropriately? Also, in a moment of heated sex, it is possible that the clothes were on the floor and she just put the shirt on simply to walk the dog.

reachfortheSkyy 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:15

I like this chick! everyone else is so mean:/ my bf doesn't throw them away right after. haha

Pigpen181 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:51

you just might start a new fashion craz

FreebirdIII 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:26

Your boyfriends dog uses condoms? He should teach it to throw them away too.

helloello 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:27

how would you not smell the odor of a used condom?

gruvychild 17

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:47

What does a used condom even smell like? Can't say that I've ever heard of anyone smelling a condom and really would begin to wonder how healthy the person was if it did smell!