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malicious_melons - - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

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All my fault

streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

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Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

Show her who wore it best.

BeccaHugs 17

Monday 8 July 2013 9:06

Either your mom dresses too young for her age, or you dress too much like older people.

QueenVicHop 12

Monday 8 July 2013 10:58

Sounds like your mom just wanted to start some crap to me.

IGaveRickUp 15

Monday 8 July 2013 11:10

Does your mother still go to high school?

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 8 July 2013 12:02

She certainly acts like she is.

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 8 July 2013 12:00

I think it's time your mother grow up n realize she has to be an adult. How pathetic worrying that your kid is "stealing your look".

threer 30

Monday 8 July 2013 12:08

You little bitch! I wore that exact ******* outfit yesterday...

RubbarDuckie 9

Monday 8 July 2013 12:19

Wow. Wolf in sheep's clothing or sheep in wolf's clothing?

maximus_prime 24

Monday 8 July 2013 13:16

Mutton dressed as lamb springs to mind.

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Monday 8 July 2013 13:32

Hope she didn't call the police, they're all busy looking for a stolen nose.

rachaelward 19

Monday 8 July 2013 13:45

Not sure whether to be concerned about her look or yours...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 July 2013 16:11

Tell her that she's so two thousand and late.

wonders8 3

Monday 8 July 2013 22:40

Wow there momma's getting jealous ;)

avapaige1234 19

Monday 8 July 2013 23:06

Your mom must feel like a trend setter now OP.

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Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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Today, while clearing out my kitchen, I discovered a Tupperware container that'd been forgotten for so long it'd developed its own ecosystem. When I opened it, a funky smell engulfed the kitchen, and I realized I had unintentionally created a new form of life. I promptly closed the container, then put it in the freezer in the hope of killing whatever it is. FML

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Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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