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By Anonymous - 28/07/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, I am sat in a house with a husband and three teenage boys who are all grumpy and pretending it’s not because the government just stopped them from watching porn without showing their ID first. FML

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Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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duchessdoughnut 2

Monday 28 July 2025 22:28

Download a VPN from whatever App Store you use. Pick whichever country you want to pretend to be from and bypass the UKs shitty **** laws.

GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 29 July 2025 14:00

Your husband should be fine.

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duchessdoughnut 2

Monday 28 July 2025 22:28

Download a VPN from whatever App Store you use. Pick whichever country you want to pretend to be from and bypass the UKs shitty **** laws.

GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 29 July 2025 14:00

Your husband should be fine.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 29 July 2025 18:31

I have to ask, how does one show their ID for that?

duchessdoughnut 2

Wednesday 30 July 2025 6:11

They want us to upload passport/driving license details or input credit card info. Yeah, not likely!

jtookie 1

Thursday 21 August 2025 20:37

don’t need I.D just a vpn. not sure about android but iPhone has a built in one.

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