Alcohol, Gross and Health: Drink up

Drink up

By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

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Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Comments

skullbashd 3

Saturday 24 April 2010 18:25

yeH h on 9 11 I was guuna go to twin but was lazy and said screw it I'll do it tomorrow nit like a plane will crash into them

kissMyAsss_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:00

That is repulsive. How bad did your room smell when you woke up, sicko?

firstdbzmaker 15

Sunday 27 June 2010 8:26

97- lol

Baker_FoCo 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:15

Way to be a lightweight! Hahahaha

kagexp 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:23

Hahaha, FYL!

pineapplemilda 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:25

do you honestly not understand that?

ilovepandaz 2

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:15

this is why I dont drink

SilverStarr 7

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:49

What a pathetic excuse. Seriously. Are you retarded...? Get a grip....

trini_gal171 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:10

u drunk idiot :/

woahbro2slow 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:49

had you said "today I got a little too drunk, and decided to sleep it off. i puked on my $1000 laptop in my sleep. FML" I would've cared. but now I just think you're ******* stupid