Alcohol, Gross and Health: Drink up - FML

Drink up

By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:28

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

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Afroninja4566 21

Monday 9 September 2013 5:34

Wow.....you sir are retarded when you are drunk

Bluemonster3 26

Monday 21 October 2013 2:20

How do you not deserve this?

RockNRollAndrew 18

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:54

Who spends 1000 dollars on a laptop???

Narttu 20

Monday 31 March 2014 21:13

You, sir, are a ******* idiot.

TheTedster 15

Monday 7 July 2014 11:27

Today, my owner showed up, obviously intoxicated. Then, he threw up. On me. Which destroyed my keyboard and wiring. I can't be repaired. FML

MehrunesDagon456 20

Friday 3 October 2014 4:55

Who buys a 1000 dollar laptop!?!? That's stupid! Could feed a family for nearly half a year.

MattChristensen 14

Friday 6 March 2015 22:20

$1000 isn't too bad for a laptop

carmaisabitch 20

Monday 24 August 2015 7:26

Dude- u need help!

MozillaHostile 21

Monday 21 September 2015 9:18

How much you wanna bet it was MacBook?

DemonEthanol 7

Thursday 17 March 2016 4:48

YDI for drinking that much all at once.

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