Toxic workspace, Sexism and Work: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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girrzimm 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

i'm pretty sure thats illegal

baydestrian_girl 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:03

OMG what a perv...lol

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sarasweetie 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:40

thats kinda a compliment.. take it... love it.

zendaddy0 0

Friday 14 January 2011 4:37

323 YOU DO

dirkes 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:45

pig (him)

kaykay9080 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:55

Your boss is a creep and he's blind because you have none. c:

LizIvy 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 11:14

wow. easy way to get a bonus

ashwowa 14

Friday 21 October 2011 8:51

hahahaha instant fav! thats classic!! fyl tho.. (only if hes old and not attractive)...

ashwowa 14

Friday 21 October 2011 8:52

im sorry, i grew up in a very odd household so this is very funny to me.

ashwowa 14

Friday 21 October 2011 8:52

im sorry, i grew up in a very odd household so this is very funny to me.

MissPunchYouOut 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:57

Should of said. Good luck being a dick today. Keep it up. Then. QUICK before he fires you. Say. Just joking.

superchadley 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:29

Was he being sarcastic...or just a creeper?

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