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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:28

Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!

davidpropert 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:23

Hoping your boss is a man ;)

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hersheykisses511 18

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:23

Promotion?

davidpropert 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:23

Hoping your boss is a man ;)

hersheykisses511 18

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:24

I don't see how that's any better

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Saturday 12 December 2015 15:28

The mental image is a lot better if the boss is a man.

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 12 December 2015 17:45

Your definition of "better" is skewed.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:27

The feeling of soft and awkward

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:28

Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!

dideldoodles 17

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:29

That happened to me before except it was a teacher, I feel your pain

Hoopachi 19

Saturday 12 December 2015 22:17

Whyyy the **** u Lyyin. Why u always lyyin. MmmMmMmM Ooo000oooOooMy God Stop ****** Lyyin

itslaelae 17

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:29

Oh. Maybe you should make it known that you have a personal space bubble that middle aged boobs aren't allowed to be in

tranced_ 45

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:31

cougar game strong ;)

inbogota 13

Saturday 12 December 2015 16:00

The same thing happens to me!!! I don't consider it a FML though, my boss's kinda hot, sort of a cougar. Thing is we don't live in the same city...

jerryj 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 10:29

Tell us more about your situation.

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What sort of job? This could get really interesting if you're a race car driver or quarterback or sniper or fighter pilot.

Adam_Power58 16

Saturday 12 December 2015 16:14

Not sure if complaining or boasting, I'll go with boasting, well done OP

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