Toxic workspace, Sexism and Work: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

i'm pretty sure thats illegal

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Comments

twindaddy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:59

Well, if you feel this is an FML, then don't show your cleavage. I hate women that dress like that and then complain when people comment on what they're wearing or stare. If you don't know that dressing provocatively is going to provoke a reaction, then you're retarded.