Insects, Spiders and Animals: Chance encounter

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

loveisalie2 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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deliapearl 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:16

free the cat now! release the spider from your eye cage! oppressor!

nicolle_x 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:31

That sucks. and pretty painful. Sorry!

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:42

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

wami_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:18

YDI for owning a cat.

iFruit 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:29

That is like the grossest thing that could happen to a spider. FYL. Ewwwww!

iFruit 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:32

I just came back to say eww again. Stupid spider.

ibemad_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:40

I moderated this!

sevennationarmy_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:44

O_O

Ethan223 8

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:46

#2 your an idiot

tapesculpture 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:59

omg ewwwww. D:

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