By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML
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Doortje 29

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

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Jimboom 11

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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Doortje 29

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

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ofernando84 4

How can u not over eat at Olive Garden? Breadsticks are free goddammit!

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kingtz 6

Yeah, ydi for pigging out.

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JacindasaurXD 0

I've never road a pogo stick:( consider yourself lucky hehe

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lukethe 0

Not only did you spell 'rode' wrong, you were saying it in the wrong tense... "I've never RIDDEN..." Jeeeeez!

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cptmorgan15 2

I don't know about you people, but i don't ride pogo sticks either. I have used one though.

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theian01 3

You can ride MY pogo stuck ;-D *gets shot*

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theian01 3

Umm. stick. stupid phone.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

i snickered at this ^_^

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Epic_Phale615 0

I love snickers!

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kris12k4 7

epic fail, yeah that happens alot

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

I love this comment..it's soo dumb..33 is right unless #5 is dead..

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

then it's still wrong..lol..whoops..

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clashatdemonhead 3

wow you're stupid. hopefully you never get pregnant, a repeat of this and you'd give yourself an abortion

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Celesta 11

Why would you assume she'd use a pogo stick while pregnant?

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MoreLemonPledge 0

you look like a girl I knew named mardy or marty or something

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clashatdemonhead 3

just a guess haha

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givants 0

I case you don't get it, she/he threw up

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Doortje 29

THAT'S why her shoes are two different colours?! Oooh, I totally get it now, thank you so much!

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john7h567hgrd 0

Ooooh!! I didn't understand this AT ALL...

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ImRickJamesBish 0

#10 thank you because I certainly did not get it!

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cptmorgan15 2

Haha PHEW! Thank god there's someone smart enough to figure this out for us.

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free2speak 14

ohh! I thought she pooped her pants! oops on my part!

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gtkt3 0

number thirteen is a ******

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