Kids, Parents and Miscellaneous: Buzzkill

Buzzkill

By ouch - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

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Then egg his house, he'll never suspect a thing.

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It's a perfect opportunity to use your powers for evil, he'll never suspect you since you're the responsible one!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 21 April 2013 1:34

YDI for going with what everyone else does...

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Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:43

Mid-life crisis.

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Friday 25 January 2019 2:51

What the hell does that mean?

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