Kids, Relatable, Parents and Liar: Unloved

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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Monday 3 August 2020 8:51

Father of the year award material right there

genuinegoodguy 9

Tuesday 4 August 2020 0:25

I’m so sorry.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 August 2020 8:21

You probably don't want to know the real reason.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 August 2020 8:51

Father of the year award material right there

bluemaskedarrow 3

Monday 3 August 2020 14:20

I know how that feels

genuinegoodguy 9

Tuesday 4 August 2020 0:25

I’m so sorry.

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