Intimacy: Bragging

Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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cristiannnnnnnnn 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:05

he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:32

He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.

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CallMeHush 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

Better get him some vitamins and some good exercise so he isn't wiped out after a couple minutes of belly slapping.

vanye_babezz 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:48

He wasn't cheating...he just has no stamina.

somepartsareme 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:46

@13 Yes, it does. However, that's not what this FML is about.

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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MakotoNaegi 6

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:48

it's clearly not about cheating. re-read maybe?

Flowergirrrl 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:56

lol, you picked a winner!

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:31

That would be his fault, not yours.

cristiannnnnnnnn 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:05

he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

zombienightmare 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:48

maybe he got you confused with his other girlfriend......it happens

FoundManyLemons 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:50

Maybe it was meant for someone else?

happyhak 5

Sunday 6 December 2009 13:31

Epic fail sex

perdix 29

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:58

It was the hours of tedious conversation and begging before the two minutes and the humiliating apologizing and shame afterwards that really exhausted him. He was just trying to be polite.