Awkward and Love: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 376

You deserved it 31 783

By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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You deserved it 132

By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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You deserved it 3 968

Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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You deserved it 2 466

Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 255

By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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You deserved it 2 663

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 157

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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You deserved it 3 243

Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 369

You deserved it 129

purpleturtle16 20

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

TheComedyAudio 29

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

Comments

Superspiderbat 23

Tuesday 5 August 2014 14:32

We need a follow up to see what happens next

RaySimon 7

Tuesday 5 August 2014 15:56

At least they know what their getting into!! ;D

Aztec09 2

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:08

at least he knows what to expect

oreoeater 21

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:36

At least u have something to talk about XD

AquaManatee 8

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:40

At least he knows what he is getting INTO!!!!!! Hah..No.....Anybody.

KatHelm 17

Tuesday 5 August 2014 18:06

Atleast he's already seen your lady part lmao

karly55 12

Tuesday 5 August 2014 21:44

Did you really just say "lady part"? It's called a ******.

orbit 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:31

you say tomato I say tomäto

zarosian 17

Tuesday 5 August 2014 18:10

So are you getting any discounts?.

fatman1970 25

Tuesday 5 August 2014 18:32

Someone who knows you inside and out!

misterspock 16

Tuesday 5 August 2014 18:38

sounds like someone set this up.... it just smells fishy to me.

el_blazerino 3

Tuesday 5 August 2014 18:50

Puns.... Puns everywhere

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Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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