Awkward and Love: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 4 669

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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You deserved it 255

By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 157

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 369

You deserved it 129

purpleturtle16 20

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

TheComedyAudio 29

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

Comments

maggiefox 25

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:28

Guess you won't have to pay him to look at your vag now

lolwut_pear 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 17:12

He knows you inside out!

dstluke 7

Tuesday 12 August 2014 7:42

at least it's not new territory.

marinewife01 16

Friday 15 August 2014 23:48

At least he/she knows what you look like down there! No surprises! Lol

odod777 28

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:36

At least you don't have to fake doctor and patient...

lilroughneck501 4

Monday 25 August 2014 7:07

at least he's got a job and a PhD

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 13:46

Well I guess that awkward naked part is outta the equation

knuhpeeg82 2

Friday 12 September 2014 1:45

SWEET...... he should be VERY familiar with the lay of the land!

GNoftie 3

Tuesday 9 December 2014 4:53

Atleast there's no surprises when it comes to sex!

DiamondGirl18 12

Friday 5 June 2015 14:11

Is he at least hot? And the problem is, he should kno where all your sweet spots are!

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Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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Today, I spotted my dad watching a wildlife/nature video. I pointed out to him that the animal on the screen was critically endangered; he rebutted by telling me that it's impossible for the animal on the screen to go extinct because people keep hunting it. FML

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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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