Books and Miscellaneous: Bathtime - FML

Bathtime

By LemmyIsWet - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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SakataGintoki 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

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Narttu 20

Friday 13 September 2013 9:11

I have never understood why someone would read a book or use their phone while taking a bath. You really are just asking for trouble =

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:19

You have a towel dryer?

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 9:14

And that right there is why I make my family keep the toilet lid closed when not in use.

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 30 August 2015 1:21

I always get my books wet when I read them in the bath. It would of dried eventually

angus 16

Thursday 9 January 2025 8:36

Must be a shit read

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