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By Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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TookaWooka666 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

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aj193344 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:13

On your first date?!? Come on!

Badnewsbears69 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:18

I think its funny and I'm a diabetic

jessistar1234 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:14

how mean are you! wow thats trucked up.

jcasebier 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:25

Whatd you do on the second date? XD

Liddo_Me_12 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:25

dude tht sucks u should've thought about what you were going to say first!!

brunettegurly 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:54

wow. even if it was a purse you shouldn't have laughed.

SnookieBaybie 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:04

what an ass hole

Kiing0fDarkness 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:41

inconsiderate bitch

head2133 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:05

he probably didn't care unless he's shy or something I dnt care when ppl say shit about my diabetes i dnt kno bout him but I wouldve laughed

Webelman 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:31

You *****. Try to be respectful next time.

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