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Assumptions

By Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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TookaWooka666 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

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joe42069 6

Monday 19 September 2016 5:40

Dude... If a girl said that to me I would keep her forever.

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Monday 29 January 2018 17:18

I hope you didn't get a second one you judgemental bi*ch.

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