By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada
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By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada
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By Aaronator25 - 17/04/2013 04:07 - Canada - Kitchener
Hey guys this is OP, you probably wont believe me, but hey that'd make me a liar so... Im still trying to convince my parents of this so i can see a professional...
By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States
By KatiRozz1 - 17/04/2013 17:40 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough
I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.
By pleasekillme - 19/04/2013 11:44 - United Kingdom - Brighton
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By iLynz - 23/04/2013 06:34 - United States
Yes, my brother's friend was male. No, I didn't know he wasn't straight. Yes my brother is gay. And it's kinda hard to knock when there isn't a wall separating the kitchen from the living room. We talked about it afterwards AFTER I left the room (:
By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney
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By Annonymous_Dad - 01/05/2013 23:22 - United States - Fort Wayne
My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)
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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States
This is brillant.