By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
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By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster
By iliveintexas - 01/09/2012 14:09 - United States - Tyler
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.