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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States
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