By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada
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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada
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By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby
By sulitak - 02/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Streamwood
1. It did take work to get pregnant. 2. I put in for my leave as soon as I found out. It has been on the schedule for 5 months already. 3. She is the SAME position as me, not my superior. She has just held a position at the company for longer. Though, even if it was a vacation for vacation thing, I would still have priority through our company's rules. Seniority get priority to a point. Low man on the totem pole can request days off, then it gets put on the calendar, everyone above them has a month to "override" those days. If it stands for a month with no objections, low man gets their vacation.
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By anonymous - 02/07/2013 21:08 - United States - Baltimore
Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.