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By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada
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By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada
By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States
By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa
By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States
By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada
By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces
By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary
By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom - Bridgwater
By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?
By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney
By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford
By VictoriaLeavitt - 25/06/2013 00:35 - United States - Las Vegas
OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.
By cristy91 - 10/07/2013 04:01 - United States - Orlando
Okay, to answer a few questions: yes, the flavors were the same. Yes, my parents knew I'd be baking two cakes. The reason they ate from each is that my grandma put the "family" cake in the fridge without telling anyone, so they assumed the remaining cake was for them (grandma is a little forgetful). No, I can't combine them, I used "half" but it's half for one and a bit more than 1/3 from the other. No, not putting laxatives, I love baking and they bought me more ingredients to use.
By cheated - 19/07/2013 17:34 - United States - Durham
By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown
By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)