By cheekychimp23 - 24/07/2013 12:03 - United Kingdom
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By Aggressive - 24/07/2013 13:12 - Ireland - Dublin
Aggressive tells us more.
My son had to clean up the mess, and pay for any damages, also he's grounded for a LONG time. Hopefully he'll learn from this. At the moment, my sisters still too drunk to be reasonable, I'll have to speak to her when she's sober. As for the kids at the party, most of their parents have been notified!
By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt
By ouch - 24/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Sterling
By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley
By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago
Chuds out on the town
By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto
By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier
By scrotumscratcher - 25/07/2013 05:20 - United States - Wausau
iamabamf tells us more.
After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)
By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald
Get Out
By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave
MY wedding, MINE
By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia
Don't shoot the messenger
By ........................... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Mexico
Run run run!
By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg
Nice guy
By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell
Funny, thanks
By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis
Uh oh
By awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda
Drunk mom
By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter
By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre
Nervous Nelly
By Odnel - 27/07/2013 04:47 - United States - Arlington
Just so people know I'm not a terrible dog owner - we have been to the vet numerous times and they told me it happens because her tail was docked too short when she was a puppy! I feed her oil but sadly it does not help. Sigh. Keep squeezing I guess. FML.