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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By onyx_the_cat - 14/02/2014 03:49 - United States - Zion
By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville
By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne
By Twix88 - 19/02/2014 11:00 - United States - Huntsville
This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
By clrichmond2009 - 19/02/2014 18:48 - United States - Christiansburg
OK, even though I've been commenting throughout, time for a full follow up. 1. I am not an idiot that's letting my child beat the crap out of me. When he does get too hard, he is disciplined and shown how to be gentle. 2. I have not given up on teaching my child manners, not to hit, etc. It's going to be a long 18 years because they're brothers. They're gonna fight! My sister and I beat each other on a fairly regular basis when we were kids. It's what siblings do. 3. Thanks for ALL your posts! Some of them had me cracking up. And some had me a little scared for the poster or their (future?) children.
By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States
By housedoctor - 22/02/2014 11:01 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By dsamanthas - 23/02/2014 08:10 - United States - Covina
By weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus
By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States
By OysterPearls - 25/02/2014 03:04 - United States - Carson
Hi, OP here! We had two flawless performances before this one, and several rehearsals before that. So no, I was not unprepared in the least. I think the problem came from the lack of sleep I had before this specific performance, because; with my luck, I happened to catch a cold the night before. Thanks for the positive comments, I feel like posting this has helped me overcome the embarrassment by giving me the opportunity to laugh at my own plight! :)
By M.A. - 25/02/2014 05:22 - United States - Prescott
By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.
By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels
By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco
By IVOaf - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris
By Ohgodmother - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart
The situation is more moral grey than I can describe. My mom has back problems and they get worse during winter, so she was in a lot of pain. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even get up and she stayed home to sleep while I was at my concert. I was a little disappointed, but I knew the situation. My dad on the other hand slept through my solo while at the concert. That man can sleep through anything. My mom once said when they were at a club he slept in front of the speakers. Unfortunately, my dad had to get to work at 5 AM and was really tired when he got home. I didn't know that when I wrote the FML though. He was honest about it though, but I wish he would of tried harder. My parents felt really awful, especially since they always been so supportive of me. Also, I'm a bit selfish because even after my dad said he worked early I was still sad about it. We all talked about it and everything is good now. They admit what they did was wrong despite some of the things being out of their control. My parents are caring people. They wouldn't just go to sleep during a concert without a reason (well kind of with my dad who can sleep anywhere). I would say it was an FML for both me and my parents because they really wanted to hear my solo.