By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove
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By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker
Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos
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By still single - 06/08/2015 01:22 - Brazil - Santa Maria
OP here. Yes it was the same guy both times. The reason why I didn't call the police is because he didn't actually expose himself. He clearly knew that he was doing something wrong because he checked to see if we were watching. I asked two different managers what to do, and both failed to provide a satisfactory answer so I was left to my own devices. The first time I caught him I told him he wasn't allowed to do that. The second time I actually closed the browser and told him that this was the last time this was gonna happen.