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Birdyyy's favorite FMLs
By WolfAvenge - 21/05/2015 08:01 - United States - Phoenix
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Wreckless Eric
By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By witchybaby89 - 26/05/2015 02:50 - United States
witchybaby89 tells us more.
To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.
By mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle
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Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.
You little shit
By UN4 - 27/05/2015 16:25 - United States
Thanks, I guess…
By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania - Vilnius
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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford
By iGagged - 01/06/2015 12:22 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
iGagged tells us more.
Hi everyone, OP here ! Made an account just to follow up. 1) No, sadly he didn't suspect a thing and didn't bother taking a close look at his earphones. 2) It was awkward indeed. Very, very awkward. He was nice though, he apologised and immediately left. Hopefully he'll check his earphones next time. And thank you for commenting on my username haha !
By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown
By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
By 4lphab3t4 - 11/06/2015 14:37 - United Kingdom - Stanmore
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. To all of you who say this was a bit ambiguous, I ran out of space, so let me explain in more detail. I had 3 separate USBs, one of which I carry around my neck to prevent this from happening. Everything was clearly labelled and everyone was aware that I was writing a book. As for the USB around my neck, labelled "Confidential - **** off", I took it off for a shower, and when I came back... Poof! Gone. To those of you saying I should move out, I'm 16, so no chance of that happening. And when I said "Trashed" I meant literally gone. Everything downloaded onto a separate hard drive and removed while I was out of the house. As to how she guessed my password, I may never know. But yeah, this is my follow up, hope this clears things up somewhat.
Cheeky sod
By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore
Stop!
By hobbled - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
It's the thought that counts, right?
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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle
Domestic
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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom
I actually do have his number! We go to film school together but haven't hung out much. We were at a shoot for a fashion show. I totally plan on talking with him more, maybe asking to go out on a date soon too ;) Since I joined the film club we will be seeing a lot of each other from now on anyway. I just want to hang out with him more first though, but I'm definitely interested if he still is XD